So, what would you call this photograph? How about something like...
"Kitty on cedar table." Perfect!
I am sorry to say, "to know him, is not to love him." He does look sweet though doesn't he? Killer of moles, squirrels, mice, snakes, and rabbits. Open your car door, he is in. His "meow" isn't a "meow." It is more of a loud scream that sounds like "MOMMA!"
Then, the kitty said, "please, please, pet me, I promise to purr and snuggle up to you."
"Right before I bite you."